These socks are an awesome blend of cotton, spandex, nylon, and 90's Fat Wreck/Epitaph melodic skate punk that will make you want to drink an ice cold 40 and kick-flip over a police car.

WARNING: these socks *may* smell like San Antonio.

*if you're curious, right now I'm listening to “Greater” by Sketchy Trench. You should too!